ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

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matafari:

► Pygmy goat kid playing

For my wonderful daughter, Déborah.
↳ Mommy loves you very much. 

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asktheinformant:

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askmasaomi-kun:

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askmasaomi-kun:

Omg more ducks… Shizuo would probably want to rescue these too. :3

….I do.But it seems they have already been rescued? 

Who knows? Maybe they are being held hostage in that sink.

Oh God Kida-kun. That is a terrible thought—Let’s go, grab your shit. We’re going to save some ducks. 

DON’T. EVEN. THINK. ABOUT. IT.

Why?

One month.

…AN ENTIRE MONTH?! WHAT THE FUCK, IZAYA-KUN.THEY’RE DUCKS. 

I’ll make it two~

asktheinformant:

askthebodyguard:

asktheinformant:

askthebodyguard:

asktheinformant:

askthebodyguard:

askmasaomi-kun:

askthebodyguard:

askmasaomi-kun:

Omg more ducks… Shizuo would probably want to rescue these too. :3

….I do.
But it seems they have already been rescued? 

Who knows? Maybe they are being held hostage in that sink.

Oh God Kida-kun. That is a terrible thought—
Let’s go, grab your shit. We’re going to save some ducks. 

DON’T. EVEN. THINK. ABOUT. IT.

Why?

One month.

…AN ENTIRE MONTH?! WHAT THE FUCK, IZAYA-KUN.
THEY’RE DUCKS. 

I’ll make it two~

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